Shouldn't you be seeing to your mum?
What are you doing here?
Getting my keys
You bought beer?
I'd bought it earlier and left it in the car
So what about your mum's body?
The doctor has issued the death certificate
I'm waiting for the people from the funeral home
You're drinking at a time like this?
You're afraid to stay with the body?
That's your mum
Oh... I know
You weren't good to her when she was alive,
and now you feel too ashamed to face her, am I right?
That's right
I was never good to her when she was alive
I left home at 20
At first, I'd still come home now and then
Then I joined showbiz and barely came home at all
You really were an undutiful son
That's right
I was an undutiful son
I was undutiful to my mother,
and no better to my father
When my father died,
I didn't come home to see him one last time
When I became famous,
I never thought about them
I never took them out for a nice meal
I never bought them a single piece of clothing
And I never gave them a cent
Because I didn't want people to know...
my father did odd jobs and my mother collected cardboard for a living
I wanted a high-class life
I couldn't leave my old, low-class life behind fast enough
But I still ended up with nothing
When I had nowhere to go and was out of options,
it was my mother...
who let me stay with her
She didn't speak a word of reproach
Compared to my parents,
I'm truly low-class
So am I
I put my wife and daughters through hell
I have a temper and I was a troublemaker and gambler
My wife was unlucky she married me
My daughters were even more unlucky to have been reborn as my kids
I've never given them an easy time
You want to talk about being low-class?
You're no fight for me
But your wife and daughters are still with you
It's not too late to make amends
My wife's divorced me
She avoids me like I'm bad news
I don't know if she fears me or hates me
She has no feelings for me anymore
I know...
Your mum just died
I really shouldn't be talking about this stuff
But if I don't,
I won't get another chance
Honestly,
if you want to ask my wife out and she'll go out with you,
be good to her and to my daughters
Mr Guan, you're mistaken
Lili and I aren't what you think
You're a man so don't be coy
If you're afraid to ask her out because I punched you once,
I'm going to sock you again!
You can think what you want of me,
but you mustn't get the wrong idea about Lili
I.... - Dad!
Meimei? What are you doing here?
I saw you fall from upstairs...
so I came to see how you were
What for? Go home
If your mum finds out, she'll yell at you again
She won't
She told me to come and help you
Did she, really?
She did
Are you okay? - I...
See, I'm fine
No, you're not
He was crying out from the pain a while ago
No, I wasn't
Don't act tough just because your daughter's here
I...
I did cry out a couple of times ‘cause it hurt a bit
Meimei, help him upstairs
Don't let him go anywhere
If it keeps hurting, take him to the hospital for an X-ray
Uncle Luo Bei,
I can't take my dad home
Your mum didn't ask you to take me home?
No
When I was waiting for the lift,
Mummy suddenly gave me this money
She said to return it to you,
and to get you a taxi
Is that woman really going to be so hard-hearted?
Don't say that about Mummy
She let me come down to help you
That's progress
That's true
She let you come this time,
so next time, she may let me go home
Let's go, Dad
Go home
Your mum won't blame you
Go on
Didn't you say he got in the taxi?
He did. I made sure he got in the taxi
I waited till the taxi left before I came home
Go see who it is. If it's him, don't let him in
Who is it? my Brother!
Open up! - You?
Shut the door! Someone's trying to kill me!
- What's going on? - Why did you let him in?
Someone's trying to kill him
Nonsense!
He's so scared, he's gone white
You either go white or red when someone's after you
Red? Why?
Red with blood when they get you, of course
And you ran to our home? Are you trying to get us killed?
Come on, Li. We neighbours should help each other
How could you be so unfeeling?
Three years ago,
you and I convinced Potty Mouth's wife not to fling herself from the building
Where has that woman of chivalry and compassion gone?
Like you said, it was three years ago
In this world, good deeds go unrewarded
Oh, it's because of that Lin Bei or Wang Bei or...
It's Luo Bei
That's right! They say you're having an affair
Is that why you've decided to stop being a kind person?
What affair? That's a lie
Like you said, it's a lie, so why let it bother you?
Here's a word of advice
Everyone's gossiped about, and everyone gossips
They talk about you, you talk about them
You don't talk, they talk
They don't talk, you talk
We talk and talk and talk and talk...
and when our eyes close and we go stiff,
we can't talk anymore
Nothing changes in this world just because someone talks about someone else
Brother Big Brother, that was amazing
Don't go "tsk"
If they're saying you're having an affair with Luo Bei,
you should be flattered
Listen to me
Luo Bei used to be a huge TV star, am I right?
The stars that had what it took to be his rumoured lovers...
were all gorgeous women with great bodies
He may be down and out now, but he was a star once
Even if he became a cab driver,
he'd be the handsomest cab driver in Singapore
If people are saying you're having an affair,
it proves you have what it takes
Luo Bei likes you because...
you're sexy, voluptuous, and fresh... woohoo!
Stop that nonsense!
My point is simple
Not everyone gets to be the rumoured lover of a star, even a has-been
You're so lucky, it's like you've won the lottery,
even if it's just the consolation prize
You don't have to buy me dinner, but at least let me have some coffee
My mouth's dry from all that talk
I'll make you some coffee
Meimei, ask your mum's permission first
She's looking like a storm cloud
Mummy, may I?
Go ahead
I forgot to ask - do you know who's trying to kill you?
My grandma
Why would Granny Swordswoman try to kill you?
She was chanting sutras for Granny Cardboard next door
We were neighbours after all,
and Granny Cardboard had watched me grow up,
so I chanted too to see her off
But then my grandma started shouting at me and hitting me
How come?
I didn't do anything!
You tell me what's wrong with what I chanted
"Granny Cardboard, go safely on your way...
"Don't stop to pick up cardboard
"You've picked enough cardboard
"Now it's happy hour
"Have a beer a day, dance away
"Then find a hunk to go with you, go with you!
"Granny Cardboard, go safely on your way!"
Brother Big Brother, what chant is that?
No wonder Granny Swordswoman tried to kill you
When Granny Cardboard hears that chant,
she'll definitely be thrilled!
Hello?
I'm having dinner with a friend. What do you want?
Hang on
Hi, may I have your order?
Two combo meals, one tuna and one chicken teriyaki
- Okay, thank you - Thank you
Hello? Don't be nosey
Why should you care where I am and who I'm with?
I'm not being nosey
I just wanted to tell you that Granny Cardboard next door died
She died?
And she died in a terrible way. I feel really sad
You're funny. Old people die
Why be sad?
Anything else?
Mummy asked about you
Tell her I'll transfer the money for the household expenses to her account
She won't get a cent less
It's not about that
You haven't been home in ages
She must miss you a lot
Meiyu, will you come home?
Okay, we'll see
You... You're still here?
I was about to leave,
but then I saw you hiding here and talking on the phone
I wasn't hiding
I was calling my sister
If it's your sister, did you need to go...
"Meiyu, when are you coming home?
"Mummy misses you so much"?
That's because...
my mummy's still mad with my sister
Then why did you hang up so soon?
She hung up so I did
Did she say when she'd be back?
She said, she'll see when she's free
That's no answer!
Looks like... I'll have to handle this myself!
How can she just decide not to come home?
She should remember who raised her,
who gave her her looks
You need a pretty mum to be a pretty daughter
But because of a fight over a small thing, she cut herself off from the family?
That's too much!
Stop shushing me or you're going to make me pee
- Li, could I use the loo? - Go ahead
Mummy, I did ask Brother Big Brother to leave but...
It's okay, we're neighbours
There's no reason to make him leave
But didn't you tell me to tell him to leave?
What I meant was,
if he has to go, let him go
If he's free, he can stay as long as he likes
He seems to be free
No, he's not
Didn't he say there was something...
he had to handle himself?
He did
I just got a call from my sister
She said Granny Cardboard was dead
- About time - Hey, that's not nice!
I just thought she was dead already
Poor woman
Every day, she had to push that cart out to collect cardboard
She was better off dead
Why stay in this world and suffer?
Didn't you think Granny Cardboard was tough?
Tough? - Yeah
During the Chinese New Year, my mum would try to give her a red packet,
but she always refused it
Someone tried to take her to see the MP for welfare aid, and she refused
She insisted on relying on herself for a living
She makes that expression come to mind,
"to fill you with respect"
She fills you with respect?
Then I salute her
Don't you feel bad?
What do you mean?
Compared to Granny Cardboard,
a G-word like you living off a sugar mummy should feel shamed
Guan Meiyu...
You're not really filled with respect for Granny Cardboard
You're just mocking me
You should be glad I didn't call you a gigolo, mister
You just did!
You're so petty. Here's another expression
"You can't criticize someone who's paying for your meal"
If you want dinner, you'll just have to put up with me
Bravo. Your Mandarin's really good now
Where I work, we have a lot of clients from China
The Westerner VP said my Mandarin was really good, okay?
Then you're going to be rich
If one of those nouveau riche guys takes a fancy to you, you'll be rich!
Here's another expression -
"Rely on yourself before you rely on others"
So if it's a loan you want,
no way
I haven't said a word
You wouldn't ask me out for nothing
And you made me buy dinner
Don't be so hard-hearted
If I were hard-hearted, I wouldn't even pay for this meal
Guan Meiyu...
In life, we must learn to be grateful
If I hadn't helped you out when you quarrelled with your mum,
you'd be sleeping on the street!
Zhang Weikang, you're so ungentlemanly
Must you keep reminding me of how you helped me?
You're the one who's being hard-hearted
It's not that I won't help,
but after the CPF deductions,
I take home less than $2,000 with that job of mine
$600 of it goes to my rent, $50 to the utility bill,
and I have to give my mum money
Don't give me that
You don't even go home so why are you giving her money?
I'm not as hard-hearted as you
Once you leave home, it's like you've cut all ties with your family
And your mum has dementia
I...
It's not that I don't want to go home
It's just that when I'm back, I feel...
really depressed, you know?
You know I made my dad so mad, he died
My mum was doing okay,
but after my dad died, she got worse and worse
I just can't believe it
How could she get dementia at her age?
So every time I see her now,
I feel guilty
Do you feel less guilty by staying away?
It doesn't matter
My lawyer sister is there
She'll look after my mum
I'd only get yelled at if I went home now
At least let me go home when I can do it in style
What rich woman?
She was so tight-fisted
I couldn't get a cent out of her
And she was so particular
I burped once and she scolded me for not being professional
That's rubbish! Wretched woman...
Okay, you have some money but so what?
So she dumped you?
I dumped her!
Find another one
I'm quitting
What's come over you?
I met a girl
What?
I said,
I met a girl
So?
So... I'm not looking for sugar mummies or sisters anymore
- Why? - There's no why. I don't want to betray her
- What was that for? - Sorry, sorry!
Don't be mad. It's just that you were being mushy
Couldn't you tell I was serious?
Okay, carry on
Let me show you something
She's Bonnie
She's pretty
No wonder you got horny
It wasn't me who did, it was her friend
He'd taken her to a nightclub
Her drink was drugged and she didn't even know
She was clueless
So I told her to be careful
And the guy who drugged it was going to hit me
But she called the security guard and helped me out
That's how we met
She's the most perfect girl I've ever met
I want us to have a great love affair!
What's so funny? I'm serious
Is she filthy rich?
Yeah, she is
Her dad's a CEO, of a hotel
But I didn't know about her background when we met
So it's her money that's perfect, not her
Of course she's the one who's perfect
She may be rich, but she doesn't behave like a rich kid at all
She's pretty and adorable
Zhang Weikang, it's rare for you to praise a girl like that
Have you got into her pants yet?
Don't be crude
I'm serious about her. I wouldn't take advantage of her
If you've found a gold mine, why do you need a loan from me?
I don't want to spend a cent of her money, okay?
Do you think I would lend you money to woo a girl?
Her birthday's around the corner. I have to get her something
You're borrowing money from me to celebrate her birthday?
It's her very first birthday since we became a couple
Guan Meiyu, we're such old friends
Just... help me one last time
I'm looking for a job, and I'll pay you back once I've found one
It's from home again. I bet it's my sister
Hello?
Guan Meiyu, you need a spanking!
Who is this?
Meiyu, it's Brother Big Brother
What are you doing at my mum's?
This is not the time for that question
I want to know why you haven't come home
You know how the song goes -
Keep walking, walking, walking...
Keep following...
Look around and turn, turn, turn...
Love never loses its way!
There will always be a light left on...
just for you!
There will always be someone by your side...
Will you stop singing?
Meimei?
- Keep walking, walking... - Meimei?
Meiyu
What's he doing in our flat?
That's not the question you should be asking right now
Once I got back, I heard you'd abandoned your mum and sis,
that you'd left home
I was furious when I heard
Where are you? I'm coming over for a good talk
I'm busy
Then what about tomorrow, the day after, or the day after that?
I'll be free
I'll be busy, busy, busy!
Hello?
No way, she hung up on me!
She has no respect for Big Brother
Meimei, tell me where your sister lives
What are you going to do?
Teach her a lesson
How can young people these days be so irresponsible?
She shouldn't even have argued with your mum, never mind leave home
Does she know how it breaks your mum's heart?
Does she understand how hard it is to carry a baby for nine months?
And after the baby's born, you can't just leave it
He's so right
And when you've finally raised your kids,
they leave home over a small thing
Have they any idea how much effort their parents put in?
Young people these days have gone completely wild
Give me your sister's address and number
I don't have her address, but I do have her number
Give it to me, quick
I can't. I have to ask her first
She said I couldn't give her number to strangers without her permission
Am I a stranger?
No, but she said...
I couldn't give it to people we knew either
Then how am I going to find her?
I'm sorry, Brother Big Brother
We have to keep our word
I promised my sister, so I can't betray her
Why are you so stubborn?
Fada!
That's Meiyu's number
Tell her...
the HDB flat we applied for is ready
If she still wants to live with us,
then we'll meet up to sign the papers together
If she doesn't want to live with us, we won't force her to
Weikang!
This is the last time
I know!
I'm not trying to rain on your parade, but...
you really think you have a chance with that rich girl?
Love crosses all social barriers
Have you been honest with her?
About what? - Your family
Oh. I've told her
She knows I'm not rich,
but she said it was okay
And the fact that you had a sugar mummy?
Of course I didn't tell her. I'm not that stupid
But even if she knew, I'm sure she'd forgive me
Love is a remarkable thing!
Go away!
I'm off. Bye
Aren't you going to say "thank you"?
Do I have to with you?
Hey, let go! Are you crazy?
Sorry, sorry...
I didn't mean it
Are you okay? Tissue paper?
Go away!
At least have some water
Who are you? Leave me alone!
You may not recognize me,
but surely you remember my sister?
Who's your sister?
Guan Meimei, the cleaner
Meimei?
Guan Meimei...
You're Meimei's sister?
Are you okay? Should I call a cab?
No
How is Meimei?
Is she still a cleaner?
She shouldn't be...
She has talent. It shouldn't lie buried like this
You think so?
I know she can sing, but lots of people can sing
Not all of them get lucky and become famous
But she didn't want to become famous or anything
- She just... - Fine, fine. So you're okay now?
Then I'm off
You call yourself her sister?
You're just going to let Meimei live out her life like this?
What kind of sister are you?
You don't know a thing so save the drunken tirade!
You know how much Meimei cares about you and idolizes you?
She was always talking about how smart and capable her sister was,
about how much she wished she could be like you
But the sister she idolized doesn't care about her at all!
So what if I care about her?
I'm not as smart and capable as she thinks
Sometimes, I feel lost too
I can't see the future
What can I do for her?
If you care so much about her, why did you give up so easily?
Just because my mum objected to your relationship,
because my sister wasn't brave enough to go against her,
You gave up!
You're the jerk. You have no right to yell at me!
You're right. I'm a jerk, a complete jerk!
I'm not fit to love your sister
I'm not brave enough to give up everything for love
I'm not brave enough to cut myself off from my family
I'm not brave enough to become someone ordinary
I'm a weak man
I'm not fit to be with Meimei
Meimei is so perfect
She'll find someone better
Please...
Help Meimei fulfil her dream
Grandma, we're going home
Take care
- Mum... - What's the matter?
Mum, Granny Cardboard is dead, did you know?
I know
You told me the minute I got home
I'll give them the condolence money tomorrow
She'd made a pot of rice porridge,
but she died before she could have it
I know, I know
She left the heat on,
and a fire almost broke out
I know. Go home
Mum, when you're alone at home,
remember not to cook
You think I'll die like Granny Cardboard?
Weixiong's tired. Go home
Let's go home
Xiong...
What is it?
There's something else...
-Something else... -What?
Someone else is dead
who?
Who's dead?
Stop thinking about it
Weixiong has to work tomorrow
Go home
Someone's dead
Someone's dead...
What are you doing, Mum?
I want some tea
There you go again
You know what time it is?
Go home
It's okay, Grandma
We'll go home when Mum's had her tea, okay?
Mum, I'll make it for you
I can do it myself
You know what? She can stay here tonight
Who knows what she'll do next when she's had her tea?
I'll look after her
Don't worry. Go home
But she seems agitated today
If she gets difficult, you'll have your hands full
How much sugar are you going to add?
I like my tea sweet
It's going to be sweet to death!
When I added a teaspoon of sugar,
you'd tell me not to because it was bad for me
Now you're adding one spoonful after another
You think sugar comes free?
I don't like my tea bitter, I like it sweet
Mum...
It's very sweet as it is
Don't have too much sugar, okay?
Be good
Weixiong has to work and look after you too
It's hard on her
Give it to me
- Give it to me... - No...
He's... dead!
Your dad's dead...!
Ming's dead...
Ming's dead!
Ming's dead...
Mum! - Ming's dead....
Mum!
Come home, Ming
Where are you going?
Don't go out
Xiong...
Tell your dad to come home
Tell him to come home, Xiong!
Come, Hui... Don't do this
If Ming knew, he wouldn't be able to rest in peace
Mum...
I'm so sorry, Mum...
I didn't take good care of your son...
I'm so sorry, Mum, I'm so sorry...
No...
Don't say that!
It's just his lot. His lot!
You were good to him. I know that
And I know that you've been good to me
I have a harsh tongue and I'm always telling you off,
but I know very well...
that you're a good daughter-in-law
You really are, Hui!
Mum...
I'm sorry, Mum... I'm sorry...!
I'm sorry...
Pao King heard I was back and wanted to throw a party for me
But when I got there,
he served me all his leftover lotus paste buns, red bean paste buns,
char siu buns...
You're still crying?
You're Teddy. You're tough
You may bleed but you never cry
I feel so sorry for my mum...
You do?
She's feasting on buns right now
See
They had a good cry and now they're hungry
It was an awkward time for me to turn up,
but it was good timing
Auntie Hui, you like the buns?
Yes
Mum, have some more
See
Your mum and your grandma have got over it,
and you're still hung up on it?
At this rate, you're going to have a nervous breakdown
Lazy Bum...
I'm exhausted
You don't have to tell me. I can feel it
If you're tired, go to bed
Yes, Weixiong
Just stay here tonight
But.... -No buts
Granny Mahjong has given the order
Come...
What are you doing?
You're getting married? Mum, they're getting married!
No, they're not! Nonsense!
There, Teddy
You can stop worrying and hibernate now
When I was abroad,
I'd go to churches for free meals
And my favourite line was...
"Do not worry about tomorrow,
"for tomorrow will worry about itself
"Each day has enough trouble of its own"
The sun will set but come tomorrow, it'll rise again
And flowers may wither but they'll bloom again
Whatever the problem, there's always a solution
It's no big deal
Now rest
Good night
Rise and shine!
Wide awake now, aren't we?
Get lost!
Get up!
Shut up or I'll tell people you're a molester!
Ou Jinxuan, you ought to be ashamed
Look at yourself in the mirror
Your face is puffy,
your hair's like hay, and your breath...
stinks like crazy!
Look at your nails - you could star in a zombie movie
You stink all over. How long's it been since you had a shower?
And you say I'm molesting you?
Molester, molester!
What are you...?
Let me go!
Are you crazy?
You're going to stay under these blankets and reflect for 20 seconds
You know about blanket parties too, Grandma?
I've wanted to kick her for the longest time!
If you're that mad with her,
you can give her a couple of light kicks
Okay!
Let me go...
You're crazy... I'm calling the police...
And charging you with attempted murder!
Shut up!
You'd better clean yourself up right now,
and clean the house too
And teach your son his ABCs, "You drink coffee", "I drink tea"
And the 300 famous Tang poems, the Three Character Classic
Here are three characters for you - your mum's...
You're his mum. You're Boy's mum
So will you do your duty?
- Your mum... - Your mum's Granny Swordswoman
Strictly speaking, she's not your mum
But she'd like you to treat her like she is
You... - Ou Jinxuan!
You want to get rough?
Grandma!
What?
Get the scissors
What for?
I can't stand her hair. I'm cutting it all off!
You wouldn't dare!
Of course I would
Grandma!
What?
Get the cleaver
What for?
To kill a rat
Don't try to scare me. There are no rats here
I'm not trying to scare you
There really is a rat...
right there
Nutcase...
If you don't do what I told you to,
you're not getting a single meal today!
Where's the rat?
Come, do as I do!
Shake your left hand!
Shake your right hand!
Wiggle your bum
Hop to your left and hop three times
Hop right and hop three times
Jog on the spot!
Morning, Auntie Veggie!
Morning!
- You've got loads of veggies this morning - Yeah
Here you are, Swordswoman
It was tough getting her out of bed
She just came out of retirement today so she's a little stiff
Don't let her do anything too taxing
I won't
Swordswoman, he's scuppered your retirement plans
That's right
He's been mistreating me the minute he got back
I'm suing you
Go ahead. Who's afraid of you?
Swordswoman, Fada just wants what's best for you
If a machine doesn't move for too long, it gets rusty
If we don't stay active when we get older, our limbs will start stiffening up
Hear that? So work hard, don't skive off
Auntie Hui, let's go
Come on...
Penang boy...
I want to sell veggies too
Wait, Auntie Hui!
Don't tell my grandma, but the work's too rough for you
I've a better idea
Come on!
This is the place I meant
There's air conditioning and pretty fish to look at
Isn't it great?
You just have to wash the fish tanks and replace the water
When you have the time, count the fish, work that brain
Da!
Hey, John
Auntie Hui, let me introduce you
This is the owner of the shop. He was one of my gang
- He's John - Hello, Auntie Hui!
Penang boy...
Will I get paid for helping out here?
Of course you will. I wouldn't make you work for free
You'll come three days a week,
and work for three hours, for $10 an hour
How much will that work out to be?
$30?
That's right. Isn't that good money?
Much better than altering clothes for Juan
Penang boy, can I work for five hours?
I'd get $20 more
You're sharp when it comes to money, aren't you?
Don't work so much or I'll go broke
Don't just disappear, or John will dock your pay
I won't just disappear
Okay, you can start right away. I'll fetch you at noon, okay?
This is for Auntie Hui's wages. Look after her
It's okay. You helped me set up this shop
Let me help you
Just take it, no buts
Auntie Hui, I'm off
You look every inch the Porridge King!
Hi, Fada
So is it any good? Better than Auntie Teochew's?
Taste it and you'll find out
I gave your bowl 100%
Never mind that just yet
I want to know
Have you sent her away?
I can tell by that look - you haven't?
Are you trying to get yourself in serious trouble?
Fada, I really have no choice
What do you mean?
If I don't help her,
what will she do?
You want an egg with that?
Of course!
And not just one egg but two!
Watch the cholesterol
Hello, Uncle Hai
Who ordered the pork porridge with egg?
Jinguang, listen to me
This is the best time of your life
You married an ugly ducking who turned into a swan, and she's capable too
She's got business booming at your stall
Are you going to wreck all that hard-won happiness?
But... I really can't harden my heart towards her
Don't you get it?
You have to be hard with her...
so she'll give up on Chen Bangqing
You'd be helping yourself and helping her too
Didn't you hear her?
When I left,
I never intended to return alive
If she finds that scumbag Chen Bangqing,
and things get desperate,
with her slashing him first, then herself...
If you don't slice meat properly,
the meat won't turn out nice?
It would affect the quality of the porridge too
That's right
Just get on with it
One cut, two pieces
If the police track her down here,
your wife's going to leave you too!
Speak of the devil
Hey, Ms Buck Teeth!
Stop calling me "Buck Teeth"!
Can't you call me Xiuzhen or sister?
But "Ms Buck Teeth" sounds friendlier
It suits the new you
The old you wasn't much to look at
Now you're such an eyeful, I'd love to hug you
You rascal! Don't flirt with me when your buddy's around
Flatterer
Honey, give him some porridge on the house
Okay. I'll make some right now. Sit down
Okay, sure!
What are you doing here?
I just finished doing the accounts
Has business slowed down lately?
No. Business is great
I just totalled up last week's earnings
We earned 30% less than the previous week
How come?
That's why I'm asking
If business hasn't slowed down,
why are we earning less?
Maybe it's slowed down a bit
How could that be?
The ingredients cost the same
The figures should be more or less the same
When you marry a sharp woman like that,
it's really no joke
The figures just don't add up
It really is odd
Did you take the money?
Why would I?
I don't spend much in general
Maybe you have a mistress
Did I guess right?
No...
Then why are you so nervous?
It's obvious you're hiding something
I'm not
I haven't got the means to have a mistress
Yes, you do!
It's that vampish Fan Fangfang!
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